holy-FREAKING-dang!!!

so...i decided it is time to go to the grocery store and get some more detergent...so, i talk to will, he tells me it should only cost about $6.00 for a small box of detergent...well, a big box is about $13, but he says not to worry about carrying a big box, just get small...so, i head out with a $10 bill and $1.00 worth of change...that way, i can give exact change...good thinker, huh???

so, on my journey i go...jeans, t-shirt and flip-flops...sections of sidewalk are flooded here as per usual from

apartment complexes watering the grass at night, so, i decide to walk in the grass in those areas...yeah, i may as well have walked through the water, it woulda been cleaner that way!!! i don't know how...but i managed to get mud all up my back...good thing i am going to buy detergent...too bad i had already washed whites and darks.

so, i get there...the small box is $10.99...well, it doesn't take a math major to realize that once you add tax, that is more than $11.00...AAARRGHHHHHH!!!!

so, i say to myself, well, i guess it is going on a visa card.

so, up to the register i go...and she rings it in...comes to a total of $10.99, so little miss honest me questions about no tax...well, she doesn't know how to ring in tax, so i am getting it for $10.99 today...NO TAX!!!

well, that is stellar, i tell ya...i got $1.00 in change, after all, so i can give her exact change...so, out comes the change...and all i count is $0.95...so, i apologize and recount...nope, still only $0.95...$0.04-freaking-cents short!!! you gotta be kidding me!!! apparently it takes a math major to count out $1.00 in change, of which i am not.

so yeah, you guessd it...VISA!!!