THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME!!!!!!!!

sounds scary, huh???
so, you wanna know who is out to get me...
take 3 guesses...
1) nope, it's not aliens...
2) nope, it's not wicked, evil, mean and nasty people...
3) nope, it's not anybody else you can think of...
it's the
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SPRINKLERS!!!
yes, you read it right...the sprinklers...
that's twice now, not once, but twice that i have been standing there right on the edge of the pavement and the sprinklers have turned on.
they are out to get me!!! and it looks like they are getting me!!!