ALL IN THE DAY OF BEING A BOY

Boys are gross.
They do gross stuff.
I think it would be appropriate to warn all family and friends who may have young boys who are too young still to do gross stuff be aware of the gross stuff boys do.
Scott did 3 gross things today.
3.

#1...Scott decided it be a good idea to not only pull a booger out of his nose, but then proceded to try to eat it.
Thankfully, darling Daddy was there to spot the nastyness on his beloved boys finger and tell him to stop...while wonderful Mama swooped in to save the day by actually taking the booger off his finger and disposing of it properly (in the garbage).

#2...Scott decided to once again go pee in the toilet. Scott is toilet training (I have been meaning to blog this, but I am still trying to get a Canada post done, so have not blogged about toilet training...forgive me) so, really, this is a story for another day.
Anyhoo, Scottie goes pee on the toilet. Very exciting. I love it when he does this. Well, after peeing this one particular time he decided to put his hand in the toilet and play with the water.
Okay, so I'm not the most germ-a-phobic person alive by any stretch of the imagination, but this totally grodified me...lol
It could have only been made worse if I had not known that I had just bleached the toilet bowl 2 days ago...somehow, knowing that made me feel minutely better.
Still, he was debacterialized very well with soap and water.

Don't forget, we still have a #3...and that would be

Scott decided to dip a teaspoon measuring spoon into the dog bowl and drink it. He has drank it from the bowl like a dog before and I gotta be honest, I don't know if one is worse than the other.
To say the least, I stopped this as quick as humanly possible as well...cause say what you want about a dog's mouth being cleaner than a human's, I would still rather share a glass of water with Scott, than with the dog.

You would think by all the gross things my boy does in a day that I never watch him...but you would be wrong. So very very wrong.

Since the day I left my 2 darling children alone for 5 minutes to find eggs all over my kitchen floor (yet, another story) when I came back, I keep a very close eye on them...esp. HIM.

FYI, that egg incident was this month...so, yeah, the very near past.

And all Will could tell me is...He's a boy. Boy's do gross things...and he will do much more gross stuff than this.

I am so excited for what is to come. ;)